Nothing Says I Love You Like Beef Jerky Flowers

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Valentine’s Day is right around the corner and there is no better gift than beef jerky flowers.  You’ve probably been buying flowers on Valentine’s Day since the dawn of dinosaurs.  And that’s OK.  Because as long as you are getting your love something on this day, you’re doing it right!

Valentine’s Day Tradition

Valentine’s Day originated way back in the days before indoor plumbing was a thought.  But it wasn’t commercialized until the beginning of the 19th century by J.C. Hall who started the Hallmark company. We now are obligated to give our significant others at the very least a card, a box of chocolates, and some flowers.

Although the rose is the traditional flower of Valentine’s Day as it is a symbol of love and romance, any type of flower is completely acceptable to give to your Valentine.  If you are just starting a new relationship, the rose is the best bet.  If you’re married or have been with your partner long enough to know what they like, you might consider getting them something more unique and less traditional.

Beef Jerky Flowers

If you’re a guy you probably don’t receive flowers on Valentine’s Day, or any day for that matter.  You might get a romantic card and backrub.  Don’t get me wrong, that heartfelt card and backrub are pretty amazing (especially if it includes a happy ending).  But maybe this is your year to get something a little different.  So, what better way to say I love you than with a bouquet of beef jerky flowers? Because seriously what guy doesn’t love beef jerky?  And even if you don’t love flowers, who cares?  Because it’s beef jerky!

beef jerky flowers

My fiancée was so impressed with the idea of a bouquet of jerky, that she said that she loves jerky too and would love to receive this instead of real flowers!  If you know that your wife or girlfriend would love a bouquet of meat, then there is no reason why you couldn’t order her one instead of real flowers. There’s nothing better than the gift of meat that you both can enjoy!      

You are probably wondering where the hell can I get a bouquet of beef jerky flowers?  Well, you’re in luck my friend, because The Manly Man Company specializes in beef jerky flowers, among some other insanely awesome manly gifts. 

The Beef Jerky Flower Bouquet

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Now I can’t write about a beef jerky flower bouquet without trying them for myself.  I was super stoked to receive The Manly Man Company box in the mail.  The pint glass vase and beef jerky flower arrangement were both carefully packaged.  And when I opened the vacuumed sealed package of manliness (beef jerky), the aroma of dried meat was amazing!  In addition to that amazing smell, the beef jerky was nothing less than delicious! 

The pint glass really makes the perfect vase for displaying the delicious arrangement of flower-shaped meat.  And after you’ve consumed all that delicious beef, you have the perfect glass to swill your favorite beer!

Not Just for Valentine’s Day

As you already know, flowers aren’t just for Valentine’s Day.  And the same goes for beef jerky flowers.  A bouquet of dried beef is the perfect manly (or womanly) gift for any occasion.  In addition to beef jerky flowers, The Manly Man Company also offers bacon roses and personalized meat cards!  There is no shame in asking your family and friends to send you meat for Valentine’s Day.

This year if you want to impress the love of your life, think outside the box, and order a bouquet of beef jerky flowers from The Manly Man Company!

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